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1. The best nicknames are the ones people don`t know they have.
   
2. I`ll act my age when I`m 69..
   
3. My 4yo just shut the bathroom door on me while I was inside and told me I was in jail. So I locked the door. I love this game.
   
4. I have no fear of heights. I do, however have a fear of falling from heights.
   
5. There comes a time in the day, when no matter what the question, the answer is booze.
   
6. Are you thinking what I`m thinking? ... F**king pervert. I`m calling the cops.
   
7. I just replaced the can of air freshener in the office bathroom with an air horn. And now we wait...
   
8. Wishing a happy unbirthday to everybody who`s birthday isn`t today.
   
9. When I think of all the money I’ve spent on booze in my life, I wish I had it all back. Imagine all the booze I could buy!
   
10. "I can`t believe it`s not clutter." ~ A recovering hoarder
    
11. If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.
    
12. I like to reward myself for getting up on time by laying in bed for another 20 minutes.
    
13. GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.
    
14. I was born to be happy… not normal.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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