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1. I plan on getting "sidewalk nap" drunk tonight.
   
2. Let`s simplify this. Deliver a pizza to me every night unless I call.
   
3. Im thinking about writing a book about my life, I just have to wait for the statue of limitations to expire.
   
4. When I was your age, we had to walk 10 miles in the snow to get drunk and have s€x.
   
5. Whoever said "Lets do that" in the meeting for the pop-tarts without frosting, should be fired
   
6. I`m not the sort of person you should put on speakerphone.
   
7. When your wife`s in labour, never sneak a look at the business end; it`s like watching your favourite pub burn down.
   
8. I just saw a bus that you would look amazing under.
   
9. Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I kept to myself.
   
10. that awkward moment when a bug or fly lands on your computer screen in your first reaction is to scare it away with the cursor.
    
11. There`s a warning light on my dashboard of a vague exclamation point. It`s like when my girlfriend was mad at me and she wouldn`t say why.
    
12. I`m angrier than a waitress forced to sing happy birthday
    
13. “Star Wars” fans are very upset that the story line of the upcoming new “Star Wars” movie has been leaked. Apparently the movie starts with R2-D2, Chewbacca, and Han
    
14. Hey, chicks who have words tattooed on your tits... We didn`t come here to read.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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