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1. I get in this weird mood where I don`t want to talk to anybody and just want to be left alone. I call this mood `Awake`
   
2. The human body is roughly 60% water. I`m not fat, I`m flooded.
   
3. You will never find the right person if you do not let go of the wrong one. Call me!
   
4. Boys are like roses, watch out for the pr!cks...
   
5. Turns out people who say they love hot sauce on anything are liars. In other news, I`ve recently been banned from making the classroom coffee.
   
6. Headaches are when the voices inside my head get into a fist fight.
   
7. When she says she`s madly in love with you, concentrate more on the word madness.
   
8. I burn bridges to keep those crazy bastards from following me.
   
9. How do we know that all the ancient Greek sculptures aren`t just victims of Medusa?
   
10. Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It`s like a tattoo that yells at you.
    
11. One of my best talents is pretending to like people. Unfortunately, I only show it when no one`s around.
    
12. A week is just five days of wishing you had nothing to do followed by two days of wishing you had something to do
    
13. Hey Pringles, it`s time to widen the can. Your core demographic isn`t exactly thin-wristed.
    
14. Hillary Clinton is running for president. In other news, grass is green and the sun is hot.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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