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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Ran out of post-it notes, now I don`t know how to remind myself to buy more.
  2. I`m having fruit salad for dinner, well, it`s mostly grapes...crushed grapes ...ok, it`s wine, I`m having wine!
  3. Once I`m finished with this last container of Cool Whip, I will be the proud owner of a complete set of salad bowls.
  4. When you are dead, you don`t know you are dead, but other people do. The same applies when you are stupid.
  5. Last New Year my resolution was 1920x1080 , this year it`s to be less of a nerd.
  6. I use profanity, the way Picasso used a paint brush
  7. I could never cheat in a relationship, That requires 2 women to find me attractive.
  8. So this guy pointing a gun to my face was like: Your money or your life! and I was like: I`m on Facebook, I don`t have money or a life.
  9. I`m going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding.
  10. You know what I hate? People who answer their own questions.
  11. I’m not the kind of person you ever put on speaker phone.
  12. Teacher: Have a seat! Student: Thanks! *picks up the chair and leaves* -- (°_°)
  13. Soon ovens will come with webcams and wireless connections so that posting photos of your dinner will be even easier.
  14. I hate when I`m about to hug someone really sexy, and my face hits the mirror.




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