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1. Women can walk around all day long in a bikini, but God forbid if you see them in their bras and panties. I will never comprehend this.
   
2. If thought bubbles appeared magically above my head I would be so screwed!
   
3. Hump Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
   
4. The only dates I get are updates.
   
5. The best part about living in a small town is when I don`t know what I`m doing, someone else does.
   
6. If you watch the Twilight movies backwards, Kristen Stewart still can`t act.
   
7. Ways to tell a woman is mad at you: 1. She is silent. 2. She is yelling. 3. She acts different. 4. She acts the same. 5. She kills you.
   
8. Sometimes I wake up grumpy but sometimes I let her sleep instead..
   
9. You’re lucky that I’m so terrified of prison.
   
10. If I were Noah, I’d be grabbing two of every bottle of alcohol
    
11. The Teen Choice Awards air last tonight if you want to see a great reminder of why kids aren`t allowed to vote.
    
12. You don`t even want to know the things I have done for a Klondike Bar...
    
13. I`m so proud of myself, I spent all night putting my Christmas decorations up myself.. I`m now at the hospital having them removed
    
14. I only have one word for women who look at me like I’m some kind of sex object ... Hi.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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