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1. The only difference between the 13yr old me and the 28yr old me is that my kool-aid now contains vodka.
   
2. I`m not upset because it`s Monday, I`m upset because I have to wear pants
   
3. I always keep a Mexican restaurant on speed dial in queso emergency.
   
4. I want to give up coffee, but I`d hate to do that to my coworkers.
   
5. One man`s girlfriend is another man`s password.
   
6. Some things are better left unsaid, but I`m probably gonna get drunk and say them anyway.
   
7. Kids are like debit cards. I get yelled at when I accidentally leave them at the store.
   
8. If the world dosen`t end on the 21st, I sure do have a lot of MREs to gift wrap.
   
9. I don`t drink these days. I`m allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
   
10. I am the head of this household, and I have my wife`s permission to say so.
    
11. Dear Rebecca Black, you are the most beautiful And prettiest girl in the world. Don`t let the haters get you down. P.S Forgot to mention today`s opposite day.
    
12. Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent ... I would have to say it’s the kids.
    
13. Turns out a crash diet doesn`t mean having vodka with every meal and falling down the stairs!
    
14. People who say you can´t buy happiness just don´t know where to shop.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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