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1. If my statuses had a smell.. they would smell funny
   
2. If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
   
3. This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. Were this to be an actual emergency you’d be screwed, because no one takes this seriously.
   
4. Me: Mom…Dad. I’ve decided to live on my own from now on. Parents: Ok, cool. Me: Your luggage is outside.
   
5. I`m pretty sure apple kid below needs help..
   
6. Was going to watch the presidential inauguration today, but found something more interesting on a different channel. Watched "How cow farts affect the ozone layer" on The Science channel.
   
7. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
   
8. I bought a Tempurpedic mattress so that I’ll have an excuse to go to sleep with a giant glass of wine every night.
   
9. Make your girlfriend scream your name, leave the toilet seat up.
   
10. The secret to happiness is a good sense of humor and a bad memory.
    
11. I believe in love at first sight or as science calls it, "boners."
    
12. I`ve upped my driving skills, no go Up yours!
    
13. As you get older your Christmas list gets shorter, because the things you want can`t be bought.
    
14. Thanks for posting pics of what you had for dinner, the suspense was f*cking killing me.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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