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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Steve Jobs is now working with God to make iWife... Beauty with brains and Mute button
  2. Working from home means I save money on train tickets and pants, but spend more on vodka and pizza.
  3. I worry about people who write "taken" in their bios. Where did they go? Who took them? Why aren`t we helping to find them?
  4. I see your arguement contains a lot of swear words, you must really know what you`re talking about
  5. Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year, and then discover once a year is way too often.
  6. Wake up, kids! Bees can`t even read, much less spell. IT`S A SCAM!
  7. I refuse to jump on the `I hate Mondays` bandwagon. I hate all workdays equally
  8. You know your a$s is ugly when you`re the one always asked to take the photo.
  9. Survival rule #1: Don`t go first.
  10. I finally found a simple and easy way to deal with my weight problem. I threw my scale out.
  11. If you feel bad because you didn’t do well on a final, just remember someone from your hometown is still trying to become a rapper.
  12. I can`t really walk the walk, or talk the talk. But, if you need someone to drink the drink, I`m your man!
  13. I may not have any friends but at least I know my cat will never ask me to help him move
  14. I’m not saying I need to manscape, but when I get an erection it looks like Pinocchio has joined the Taliban.




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