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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Jimmy is short for James? This is where I think English is stupid. They have the same number of letters. Do they even know what short means?
  2. "That`s crazy" is the perfect response when you haven`t been listening.
  3. My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full.
  4. Ferris Bueller did more in one day than I did last year.
  5. Don`t tell me I look tired unless you`re offering to carry me
  6. A coworker wouldn`t stop bragging about her upcoming trip to Hawaii, so I emailed her a bunch of pictures of plane crashes.
  7. I`m concerned my kids will end up in therapy because I didn`t tell everyone on FB how much I love them.
  8. I hear voices ... and they don`t like you.
  9. Do not keep all your work for tomorrow, always remember you can also do it the day after tomorrow.. Be lazy, Think crazy.
  10. How many decades of knowing someone before it`s rude to ask what their name is?
  11. I`ve already had two beers which automatically means my day is already better than yours.
  12. Judging by the size of these chicken fingers, that chicken had to be somewhere between 7` to 10` tall.
  13. No cowboy in the world can out draw a grandmother pulling a baby picture out of her wallet.
  14. If I had a crystal ball to see 5 years in the future, I would have 2020 vision.




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