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1. If you try and don´t succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.
   
2. I ate cereal for dinner because I do what I want. I`m an adult. Oh did I say adult? I meant poor. It`s because I`m poor.
   
3. If your job title is head receiver, you know you`re doing something right.
   
4. I think my guardian angel drinks.
   
5. I can`t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.
   
6. When in doubt, take a nap.
   
7. "How many people work at your company?" About half of them.
   
8. My boss told me that there is no such thing as problems, only opportunities. I said, “That’s great. Well I have a serious drinking opportunity.”
   
9. A word to the wise isn`t necessary - it`s the stupid ones that need the advice.
   
10. Life is fun! You should get one.
    
11. I have to stop saying "How stupid can you be?" I think people are taking it as a challenge.
    
12. 99% of people in this world are stupid, luckily I`m in the other 2%
    
13. I`m the type of person who will throw away the manual and ponder for 3 hours "where the hell do I start"
    
14. Apparently people don`t like it when you lick your thumb and wipe all that black dirt off their forehead.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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