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1. Thanks to whoever made electrical outlets look like tiny screaming faces trapped inside my walls I can`t make eye contact.
   
2. I want someone to look at me the way I look at the waiter when he brings my meal.
   
3. Just want to apologize to all the unlucky men that have had to deal with my ex because I dumped her.
   
4. Wanna screw with your idiot friends on Facebook? Post that Obama passed a law to stay in office a third term this morning. Praise Jesus.
   
5. Sometimes I wish that I could put my wife on airplane mode.
   
6. Don`t get me started Bitches, I don`t come with brakes.
   
7. Sometimes Late at night. I rearrange traffic signs. People need to be challenged.
   
8. All my life I`ve wanted to learn to juggle. I just never had the balls to do it.
   
9. I want my tombstone to say "It didn`t make me stronger."
   
10. Everyone’s an optimist when it comes to their car’s fuel gauge.
    
11. You can tell a lot about a woman by the way she cuts your brake lines.
    
12. Pandora has taught me that a lot of the music I love is very similar to music I absolutely hate
    
13. Pretty sure airport food was priced by children just learning about numbers. "Ok Brian, how much should this apple cost?" SIXTY TWO DOLLARS!!
    
14. Somebody needs to teach opportunity how to use a doorbell.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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