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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. I force my dog to watch animal abuse commercials just to show him how good he has it.
  2. Welcome to journalism, where everything is made up, and the sources don`t matter.
  3. I`m glad people are exercising but I want to see cooler activities posted on FB. Like "I spent 1 hour wrestling a bear. 110 calories burned."
  4. Why is it called when animals attack? It should be called when retarded people go near dangerous animals.
  5. "I didn`t get your text" is the new "my dog ate my homework"
  6. I`m such a thrill seeker, when I see a ‘Caution, Wet Floor’ sign, I walk faster...
  7. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
  8. The worst job to have right about now would be that of a realtor in Ferguson.
  9. sorry abaut the message I sent you last night, my phone was drunk!
  10. So far,,, I`ve spent 300% of this week exaggerating.
  11. Every conversation should come with a snooze button. That way if you`re being too boring, I can push a button and keep you from talking for the next 10 minutes.
  12. Never take advice from people on the Internet. Not even this.
  13. My wife just changed here facebook status from "Married" to "widowed", should I be scared?
  14. Women my age expect a man to have his sh!t together by now. Time to start dating younger women.




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