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1. I have decided to stop doing things "Like a Boss" and will now do things "Like a Rhinestone Cowboy."
   
2. The adult version of Operation is trying not to break a tortilla chip while dipping it into a jar of salsa.
   
3. This complimentary lemonade at the doctor`s office tastes funny.
   
4. I’d like to see the dollar store get a liquor license.
   
5. I don`t know why Coca-Cola and Pepsi are fighting over what Santa drinks, everybody knows that big fat belly can only come from beers.
   
6. Slow dancing with a fat girl? More like moving a fridge by yourself.
   
7. I put my head between my legs and lean forward.....thats how I roll
   
8. "Please don`t do this." - my voice mail greeting
   
9. The best nicknames are the ones people don’t know they have
   
10. I really want to take photos of my friends with their face smushed against glass.. Then make that pic my phone contact for them.. Then when they call, it will look like they`re trapped inside my phone! Oh god my life is pitiful, kill me..
    
11. I hate to be one of those who post cliffhangers but...
    
12. I will pay good money to anyone who can take me from work, make it look like an abduction and tuck me back into bed.
    
13. My favorite part of seeing someone I know in public is pretending I didn’t.
    
14. I put the whiskey in another room ... Exercise regimen established.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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