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1. It only takes a few seconds to show someone how you feel about them......the police call it indecent exposure but whatever.
   
2. I love finding money in my clothes. It`s like a gift to me... from me. :)
   
3. Why can`t I get service in my own home, but the god damn Taliban can upload videos from a cave in Afghanistan!?
   
4. Thinking about moving to Alabama just so I don’t have to scroll through all those other states when I sign up for websites.
   
5. Marriage. Because your sh!tty day doesn`t have to end at work.
   
6. Empty your medicine cabinet and put another mirror in there. Scares the hell out of snooping house guests.
   
7. If you ever hear me say that I missed you it`s only because I have bad aim.
   
8. Face down, a$$ up ... that`s the way I tie my shoes.
   
9. Whoever left me in charge of my own destiny has a lot of explaining to do.
   
10. Its awkward touching hands with another man in a popcorn bag, especially if you don`t know the man & he doesn`t know you`re eating his popcorn
    
11. If my house is clean, it means that Facebook is not working.
    
12. The only time I listen to a woman giving directions is when I use my GPS.
    
13. I`d save a lot more money on car insurance if they quit spending billions on advertising.
    
14. So far this is the oldest I`ve ever been.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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