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1. If you need help moving I am one hundred percent there for you emotionally.
   
2. Wanna know what it`s like being married? Chain yourself to a wild animal. Now kick the animal.
   
3. Halloween always exposes my weakness for Milk Duds, I am powerless. Tomorrow I will attend MDA, Milk Duds Anonymous
   
4. Hi, you`ve reached my voicemail. Why didn`t you text me? I`ll never call you back. Like, ever. You`d have better luck with a telegram.
   
5. Stapling water to a tree is easier than controlling your laughter at serious times.
   
6. Behind every great women is a man checking out her a$$
   
7. A married man has 2 options in an argument...he can be right or he can be happy
   
8. My Ex texted me."please delete my number."I replied,"Who`s this??"
   
9. I don’t drink water, unless it’s been through a brewery first.
   
10. Jack and Jill Went up the hill To have a little fun. Jill, the dill, Forgot her pill, And now they have a son.
    
11. “Dad, I’m hungry.” “Hi, Hungry. I’m Dad.” - Every time.
    
12. I inherited my dad`s sense of humor. He`s not funny either.
    
13. My husband picks fights with me like he doesn`t even value half of all his assets.
    
14. A new study has found that men have a hard time reading women`s facial expressions. Main reason? They usually aren`t looking at her face.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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