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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Sometimes my neighbors love my music so much that they invite the police to listen.
  2. Friends are like boobs... Some are real some are fake.
  3. I hear the Pink Panther song when I sneak down the hall for a midnight snack..
  4. Turns out fantasy football is nothing like I thought it would be. Anyone interested in a naughty quarterback outfit? Serious inquiries only.
  5. Exercise would be so much more rewarding if calories screamed while you burn them.
  6. Am I the only one that always puts my wallet back into my pocket before getting my change back?
  7. Never give up on your dreams, keep sleeping.
  8. Things that keep me awake # 408...How do Amish girls know if it’s a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?
  9. 1. OMG will this ever end? 2. OMG will this ever end? 3. OMG will this ever end? - top 3 things on my mind when I`m in a conversation
  10. 90% of adulthood is just deleting emails.
  11. I wake up everyday planning to be productive and then a voice in my head says “haha good one” and we laugh and laugh and take a nap.
  12. Have you ever noticed that the & symbol looks like a guy dragging his butt across the floor?
  13. The problem with money is that too much of it belongs to people who aren’t me.
  14. A 4-way stop is an IQ test you take in public.




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