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1. I spent an hour at Walmart last night.. I can now totally disprove evolution.. O_o
   
2. Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you are stupid and make bad decisions.
   
3. I keep myself in good enough shape to outrun most women and children during emergencies.
   
4. Having a favorite homeless person is weird, right?
   
5. I wonder how long I’d be on hold if my call wasn’t important to them...
   
6. Fact: Vegetarians live up to nine years longer than meat-eaters. Nine horrible, tedious, meaningless, worthless, baconless, cheeseburgerless, meatless years.
   
7. Just got in 30 minutes of cardio trying to pick an ice cube up off the kitchen floor.
   
8. There is no angry way to say `bubbles.`
   
9. My husband told me that in some cultures women do all the housework, so I told him in some cultures blow jobs don`t exist. He`s vacuuming.
   
10. I`ve always wondered why they don`t have a pregnant Barbie doll? Turns out Ken comes in a different box...
    
11. Your silent treatment should be accompanied by a disappearing act.
    
12. If you try to fail but you succeed which have you done?
    
13. I turned out ok for a kid raised in a large part by Bugs Bunny.
    
14. If you were dating an FBI agent and you broke up, they would be your fed ex.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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