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1. "You only live once. LOL JK!" ~ the cat
   
2. Working from home means I save money on train tickets and pants, but spend more on vodka and pizza.
   
3. If you are having anxiety over something you`ve said or done, just remember that 90% of the world only cares what you look like.
   
4. I`m introducing a new calendar system: B.C. = Before Children. A.D. = After Divorce.
   
5. If you have no regrets in life, you clearly have never gone out with me.
   
6. Lol at birds that walk places.
   
7. Sad Fact- Boobie traps seldom involve boobies.
   
8. It`s time for all of us to admit the "endorphin rush" you get after exercise is just an overwhelming sense of relief it`s over
   
9. You know you`re fat when you run out of breath eating.
   
10. I should be asleep, but there are a lot of things I should be.
    
11. 75% of men kiss their wives good bye when leaving the house. 100% kiss their house good bye when leaving their wives.
    
12. I can`t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend
    
13. If it weren`t for marriage,,, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
    
14. I saw some ducks practicing their teenage girl faces at the pond today.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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