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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. Ever since I heard that women have one breast bigger than the other, it`s given me another reason to stare.
  2. Here is your New Years Resolution. All of that stupid sh!t you did last year? Don’t do that crap this year. Done. You’re welcome.
  3. Sometimes it takes me 8 hours to get nothing done.
  4. My neighbor just spent $237.43 at the vet, that`s $1,662.01 in dog dollars.
  5. My favorite part of Summer is the booze. Coincidentally, that`s my favorite part of the other 3 seasons, too.
  6. To show my support for Breast Cancer Awareness Month, I`ll be giving free breast exams all month. Hit me up if you`re interested.
  7. Much of my life is a contest to see which of the voices in my head can say the funniest stuff.
  8. I`ll be posting telepathically today.. So if you think of something funny, that was me.
  9. No one ever reads the rules of Monopoly unless an argument breaks out.
  10. The problem with alcohol is that... it wears off.
  11. When I die, before my will is read, I want my entire Google search history revealed and whoever is left in the room gets it all.
  12. Everytime I see a person jogging I already know they have facebook, everyone on facebook works out.
  13. I had this awesome dream last night where Facebook went down and most of you went on a killing spree.
  14. Apparently, driving past police cars while drinking water from an old vodka bottle isn`t `funny` and is technically `wasting` police time




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