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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. They say money can`t buy you happiness, but I`ve got a receipt from the liquor store telling a whole different story.
  2. Today one of my colleague told...... Buddy let get into serious studies... exams are on our heads.... And then both of us continued to chat with other people on fb for hours
  3. The only time I use the word “selfie” is when I am describing my sex life.
  4. This girl next to me in class has a piece of tape over her laptop webcam. This can only mean she’s made some serious mistakes in her past…
  5. I`m first world poor. That means I have a smart phone and laptop that I use to go online and see that I have no money in my bank account.
  6. OMG! I went shopping because I needed a skirt and these earings were on special so I bought four new pairs of shoes!
  7. The Walking Dead reminds you that other people would still be your biggest problem even if most of them died.
  8. I`m not sayin you are stupid, I just said that you have bad luck when you`re thinking.
  9. Go buy a burrito, leave it in your fridge, get drunk, come home and be your own best secret admirer.
  10. If you can´t read this, you´re illiterate.
  11. Was that lightning? ... No, they`re taking pictures for Google Earth.
  12. You ever think that maybe the reason geese are always honking is because they`re flying too close together?
  13. Some life lessons are so profound; you only need to do them one time. Putting Icy Hot on my balls, for example …
  14. DAAAAY-OH! DAAaay-oh! Monday come and me wanna go home.




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