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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. SCARY BUT TRUE: statistics show that everyone who’s ever used a cell phone will die
  2. At my age I can no longer function without my glasses. Especially when they`re empty.
  3. Keep the dream alive......... Hit the snooze button.
  4. If your man is reluctant to talk about his feelings, it’s probably because you haven’t told him what they are yet.
  5. I was sad, because I had no shoes. Until I met a man that had no feet. So, I took his shoes, cuz hey, he wan`t using them anyway!
  6. When Life Gives You Lemons Don`t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don`t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life`s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I`m the man who`s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I`m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!
  7. They might as well put "Uhhh..." in front of every item on drive-thru menus.
  8. You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail.
  9. They say that money talks, but mine just waves goodbye.
  10. Over the weekend I pulled a muscle getting off the couch to fetch more Doritos.
  11. That akward moment you try and deep throat a banana and get caught ... and your a dude.
  12. “Be yourself” is the worst advice you can give to some people.
  13. I would`ve thrown a coin in the water fountain and wished for all the money in it, but I just waited `til it was dark instead.
  14. If nobody comes from the future to stop you, how bad can the decision really be?




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