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1. Sometimes, numbers are the only thing you can truely count on.
   
2. Watching a funny movie after watching a scary one too try to reduce the risk of nightmares.
   
3. When exactly are they going to make Xanax fit my Pez Dispenser?
   
4. Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind, should all acquaintance be forgot and somebody refill my wine.
   
5. Paint thinner? I call bullsh!t. I been painting myself with it all week and I`m still fat.
   
6. If Monday had a face, I´d punch it.
   
7. "I have no idea. Why don`t you just Google it?" —My answer to just about every question I`m ever asked
   
8. You better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout I`m telling you why...we have our own problems and nobody cares about yours.
   
9. Bring a hedgehog into the library and frantically ask the clerks where they keep the reverse spell casting books.
   
10. Well, I`m going to take a hot shower. Its like a regular shower, but with me in it.
    
11. When a man talks dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it’s $4.95 a minute.
    
12. I was hooked on auctions after only going once... going twice
    
13. I`m thinking about remodeling my bathroom and thanks to all your selfies I`m getting some great ideas!!.....
    
14. Conversation between Adam and Eve must have been difficult at times because they had nobody to talk about.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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