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1. Taco Bell is donating burritos to feed firefighters in Colorado. Talk about putting gas on the fire,
   
2. I`m like a kid in a candy store. I can`t afford anything.
   
3. Ran into the girl who broke my heart. Totally worth the damage to my car.
   
4. Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in.
   
5. I really like it when women check me out, they seem to be able to work the register a lot better than men.
   
6. If there are ice cream trucks in the summer, why aren`t there hot chocolate trucks in the winter?
   
7. Changing a whole text message just because you didn`t know how to spell one word?
   
8. If a 747 can carry a f*cking space shuttle on its back, I’m calling bullsh!t on an overweight baggage charge.
   
9. Sorry I said "at least it`s healthy" when you asked me how cute your baby was.
   
10. Preheating an oven requires too much commitment.
    
11. Why go to a public pool when strangers on Craigslist will pee on you for free
    
12. Facebook: Cause why drunk dial one person when you can drunk post the world?
    
13. Is food porn star a thing yet??
    
14. Me: You`re the prettiest girl I`ve ever seen. Her: You just want to have sex with me. Me: And you`re smart too, I like that.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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