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Sunday January 12, 2025


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  1. We´re responsible for most of what happens to us, the rest is probably Voodoo.
  2. I bring my kids to a romantic restaurant on Valentine`s day as a birth control reminder to the other couples.
  3. When anyone ask me to babysit, I ask if their kid is a "mean drunk" or a "happy drunk." Gets me out of it every time.
  4. If everything tastes like us, why do we have to die? –Chickens
  5. I get so confused when I`m about to watch a TV show or movie and "For Mature Audiences Only" appears on the screen. Can I watch or not?
  6. In Hell, you cannot peel off the colors on a Rubik`s Cube to solve it
  7. At work, sometimes I secretly brew decaf coffee in the normal pot so that everyone else works at my pace.
  8. Why is it that whenever you dial a wrong number, somebody always answers?
  9. My bank lets me send a text message and it´ll text back with my balance. It´s a cool feature but I didn´t think the LOL was necessary.
  10. "Hey homie!" - How I greet my house whenever I arrive.
  11. When I hear someone say they hear voices in their head, I wonder if they’re just thinking for the first time.
  12. You dont know sh!t about pressure until you`re the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you
  13. I’ve found the best way to learn your co-workers’ names is by eating their food in the office fridge
  14. If I could time-travel, forget killing baby Hitler. I`d go back to use every come back I ever thought of 10 minutes too late.




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