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1. I don`t care how the future pans out, any amazon delivery from now on is referred to as a drone strike.
   
2. I came across 3 snakes while mowing the yard today, but those of you in North America already know that because you heard me scream
   
3. Girls don`t dress for boys, they dress for themselves... If girls dressed for boys, they`d just walk around naked all the time.
   
4. If I could have dinner with anyone either alive or dead. I would totally choose dead. Because, more food for me then.
   
5. The wife and I never really argue except on where to vacation. I wanna go to the beach and she wants to come with me
   
6. Ladies, if you are really good at blow jobs, you don’t have to pretend to like football.
   
7. I’m going to the gym because I heard they have free weights. I wonder how many they’ll let me take?
   
8. Some people think I say inappropriate things...I perfer to think of it as being f*cking honest.
   
9. High-five a veteran today.
   
10. I was standing in front of the mirror earlier, admiring my six pack for hours. But it got really warm so I put it back in the fridge.
    
11. Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they`d lock us up?
    
12. I’m drinking something. I`ll give you a hint: It starts with a B and rhymes with....um..... “beer.”
    
13. Divorce is what happens when two people win an argument.
    
14. I need to put someone on my weekend to-do list
    
    
    
    
    
    

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