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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. Never judge a man ’till you’ve driven a mile with his wife.
  2. PRINCIPAL: are you the new english teacher? TEACHER: yes i are.
  3. I just dusted and mopped the house like 3 months ago and it’s dirty again. This is bullsh!t.
  4. Was born with a rare condition called "Amazing"
  5. If you feel down because you had a bad day! Chin up! Tomorrow is another day and the worst has yet to come!
  6. Scientists are dumb. A meteor didn`t kill the dinosaurs. I`ve been to the museum. It`s obvious they starved to death.
  7. I am the undefeated champion of this”smooshing-down-the-garbage-so-I-don’t-have-to-take-it-out-for-another-day” game.
  8. It was so cold that when we milk the cows we got ice cream.
  9. I would rather lie there and accept death than try to get out of a hammock while anyone is watching me.
  10. I don’t mean to brag but when I’m at the Taco Bell drive thru placing my order, I don’t even look at the prices.
  11. Being stuck in the`` friend zone`` is like an employer refusing you for a job and calling you to complain about the person he hired.
  12. I have found my sleep number and it is eleven, eleven beers.
  13. Before social networking you could just completely forget someone existed and it was....GREAT!
  14. You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She`s 97 today and we don`t know where the hell she is.




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