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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. I`m still waiting for that fairly tale scene where the animals clean everything for me.
  2. I don`t know how the law of averages works, but you`d think after 25yrs of marriage I`d be right at least once
  3. Slut: desirable woman who has sex with someone other than yourself.
  4. "How much for the man cave?" "Sir that`s a doghouse." "Can you install cable?"
  5. Doing absolutely nothing on the weekends has started to feel more fun than actually going out.
  6. If you think your having a bad day ... You could be digging your own grave at gun point and find buried treasure.
  7. I only call them yoga pants because Netflix and eat leftovers pants was too long.
  8. I burn bridges to keep those crazy bastards from following me.
  9. Hand dryers are a great way to see how your hands look while skydiving.
  10. The only thing us men clean at home is our browser history
  11. Can you imagine being cryogenically frozen and waking up 100 years later? Your hairstyle would be so outdated, how embarrassing.
  12. Why isn`t Wendy`s girl fat? You would think that someone who eats so many Baconators, chicken sandwiches and other burgers, would be quite the porker by now.
  13. Anyone going to stare at their phones anywhere cool this weekend?
  14. What do horses eat? Hay. What do gay horses eat? Haaaayyyy!




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