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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. Somehow I thought growing up would involve more than staring at my phone
  2. Somehow, we`ve got to find a way to STOP the driver of that bus that everyone keeps getting thrown under.
  3. You left a note on the fridge saying "This isn`t working. Goodbye" but I opened it and it was working perfectly well. I don`t get it.
  4. Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
  5. You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about sh!t ...?
  6. 45 minutes on the treadmill is no big deal if you don`t turn it on
  7. Ya know once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it´s hard to get it back in.
  8. I kinda dig you, want to hang out and stuff until we hate each other?
  9. I have never preheated an oven but I have pre-eaten a frozen pizza.
  10. “I don’t know why people dislike jury duty. I think being able to play god with others’ lives sounds fun!” – How I got out of jury duty
  11. Rejected Olympic Events: Javelin Catch... Jello Shotput... Border Fencing... Cardboard Boxing... Menstrual Cycling... Salad Tossing... Wrestling Demons...
  12. Why isn`t Wendy`s girl fat? You would think that someone who eats so many Baconators, chicken sandwiches and other burgers, would be quite the porker by now.
  13. I finally saw Kung Fu Panda. I`m certainly not an expert, but I thought the nunchuck scene looked kind of fake.
  14. I pulled my wife`s panties to the side.......then put the rest of her socks in the drawer.




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