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1. No thanks, alcohol free mouthwash, my life is depressing enough.
   
2. Ill be in my office giving co-workers the silent treatment ..by sending them blank emails.
   
3. You ever wonder why it`s only women who need exorcisms?
   
4. The Manning`s Thanksgiving is going to be awkward this year. "Eli, can you pass the stuffing- oh wait, you better let Peyton do it."
   
5. I hate Cheetos stains on my peignoir.........
   
6. It`s finally here! .. That time of year when my seasonal depression turns into just regular depression.
   
7. I’d get a lot more sleep if I didn’t insist on reading the entire internet every night.
   
8. OK I`ve stumbled out of bed and made it to the computer- and another Facebook day begins!
   
9. Man I wanna throw a book at someones face and be like "I Facebooked you!"
   
10. H.A.T.E.R.S. : Having Anger Towards Everyone Reaching Success?
    
11. Can you imagine being cryogenically frozen and waking up 100 years later? Your hairstyle would be so outdated, how embarrassing.
    
12. I`d engage you in a battle of wits, but I`m afraid you`re unarmed.
    
13. Driving isn’t even in the top 5 things I’m thinking about when I’m driving.
    
14. All I need right now is a hug ... And five hundred thousand dollars in cash.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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