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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. What`s a burnt pizza, frozen beer & a pregnant girl have in common? There was a DUMBASS who didn`t take it out in time.
  2. I like to finish all of my drive thru orders with, "And that`s for here."
  3. Girls don`t dress for boys, they dress for themselves... If girls dressed for boys, they`d just walk around naked all the time.
  4. Not to brag or anything, but I got the high score on my scale today.
  5. I slept with my best friend’s wife last night and now I feel terrible. …. ….. She must have given me a cold or something.
  6. I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers.
  7. looong and hard, yep thats my pencil.
  8. I always tell the person at the drive-thru that they are so much prettier than I pictured them when I was ordering.
  9. If it’s the thought that counts, then I should probably be in jail
  10. A high school diploma takes you 12 years to get, 2 minutes to frame and a lifetime to forget where you put it.
  11. I got in touch with my musculine side today - laying on the couch all day, eating gross food, playing games...
  12. "Crazy" is just another name for "Someone who knows how to have fun"
  13. If the shoe fits, buy it.
  14. I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.




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