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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve opened the refrigerator and thought, What am I doing inside the refrigerator?
  2. 10 years from now: “Dad, how did you meet mom? Well, your mom had the hottest profile pic…so I had to friend request that.”
  3. When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for 2?" I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see him too?"
  4. The easiest time to add insult to injury is when you`re signing a cast.
  5. I live in fear that one day the real "World`s Greatest Dad" is going to show up to reclaim his rightful mug.
  6. The wrong time to have a seizure is probably during a Harlem Shake Video.
  7. Don`t worry about old age, it doesn`t last that long.
  8. Me blacking out when I`m drunk is God`s way of telling me that what I do when I drink is none of my business.
  9. I just lost another hour trying to figure out how to reset the clock in my car.
  10. If you get a new job before you quit your old one, it`s considered responsible. But if you do that with your gf, it`s called "cheating."
  11. Waterfalls are a beautiful, majestic sight as they pour down upon the rocky crags below. Unless you`re in a canoe and about to plummet to your death. Then waterfalls sorta suck.
  12. New marital Status update : Taken, but only for GRANTED
  13. What if oxygen makes our voice really deep, and Helium just brings it back to normal?
  14. It is impossible to simultaneously keep up a) hope and b) with the Kardashians.




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