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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. I just saw someone by themselves not looking at a phone. Hope they`re ok.
  2. I bought a blowup doll today, but I won`t blow her up until tomorrow. I don`t want to seem desperate.
  3. Forget the hero part, I just like the fact that Batman punches clowns.
  4. Apparently slim chance and fat chance have the same meaning.
  5. Everyone wants you to "be honest" until you tell them how much they suck.
  6. The trouble with going out in the cold at my age is by the time I get all bundled up, I’ve forgotten where I was going.
  7. "Ramen". - Scooby Doo, finishing a prayer
  8. So apparently there are two types of white towels in my house. Ones to dry off and ones to touch if you want your fingers broke.
  9. Why do we feel safe under blankets? It`s not like a murderer will come in thinking "I`m gonna ki..- ahh damn! He`s under a blanket
  10. I am taking a shot for every “like” I get on this status. Then again, I’m taking shots whether you bastards like it or not.
  11. The difference between your house smelling like delicious popcorn or burnt a$$ is around 24 seconds ..
  12. If you added up all the time you waste on Facebook, think how much TV you could watch.
  13. Be nice to me ... I may be hot one day.
  14. It kinda makes sense that the target audience for fidget spinners lost interest in them so quickly




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