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1. Definition: Brain - Your body`s hardest working organ. It works 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, from birth until you...fall in love.
   
2. I love finding money in my clothes. It`s like a gift to me... from me. :)
   
3. If I could move things by telekinesis I`d squeeze people`s insides and make them fart.
   
4. Should all acquaintance be forgot and never brought to mind, should all acquaintance be forgot and somebody refill my wine.
   
5. Mary, mary quit contrary, watched their garden thrive. The cops found seed of a very odd weed; Now they`s doing three to five.
   
6. You never hear skinny people saying, "I`m just small boned."
   
7. Hearing jokes is always 100 times funnier when you have water in your mouth.
   
8. 1st thing I do after great sex! Turn the alarm clock off.........
   
9. What is an Amish girls favourite fantasy? Two Mennonite
   
10. Im at my classiest when my neighbor catches me begging my dog to sh!t faster because it`s cold.
    
11. Remember when phones were stupid and people were smart? hmm...
    
12. I’m writing this from the hospital. Don’t worry! The doctors say I’m going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name!
    
13. I`ll bet whoever said "keep your friends close and your enemies closer" had just farted
    
14. In the trailer for the fourth Transformers movie a guy says "what the hell is that" when a Transformer approaches. THE FOURTH MOVIE!
    
    
    
    
    
    

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