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1. I`ve ended up encountering much less porridge than I had expected I would as a child.
   
2. It is totAlly unnecessary to put a PM after 23:00.
   
3. Sorry I got drunk and said and did everything I wanted to say and do.
   
4. Good news: I can still do a full split! Bad news: It wasn`t on purpose!
   
5. Those who stir the sh*t-pot should be made to lick the spoon!
   
6. My bank account is more like a countdown to my homelessness
   
7. Well, I`m really not sure what my spirt animal is but I`m sure it looks like road kill right about now.
   
8. Raw eggs are great for a fitness diet. If you don`t like the taste, just add sugar, flour, cocoa and baking powder and bake for 30 minutes.
   
9. I really like that machine at the gym where you put money into it and snacks come out.
   
10. Step aside coffee, this job is going to take hard liquor.
    
11. When I`m all out of alcohol...haha! Just kidding! I`d never let that scenario become a reality.
    
12. A lot of people don`t know this, but you can quietly like or dislike Obama.
    
13. I went to see the doctor today for my annual check-up. The good news is the he says I`m healthy as a horse. The bad news is he uses large farm animals to
    
14. People that do stuff- what’s your secret?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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