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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. How easily you’re offended is directly proportional to how dumb you are.
  2. The first order of business for the 115th Congress: blaming everything on the 114th Congress.
  3. DATING TIP: Any time someone is hot and you`re too scared to approach them, remind yourself that they`ve probably had diarrhea at some point
  4. There really isn`t much difference between being a kid and being an adult. I was just as emotionally crippled upon learning the truth about Penthouse Letters as I was about Santa Claus.
  5. People assume I’m smart when they see my glasses case. Then they see that I use it to store a Snickers bar and they recognize my true genius.
  6. Facebook prank #23 Go in everynight and change your birthday to the next day...then see how long it takes for people to catch on....
  7. We`re up to Fast n Furious #6. Shouldn`t they just create a weekly TV series?
  8. I never give money to bums because a.) They probably make more money than I do. b.) They work from home. c.) They get to drink on the job.
  9. Lately, my furnace has run so much I nicknamed it "Forest".
  10. Tonight I’m going to have my favorite drink. It’s called “a lot.”
  11. Driving isn`t even in the top 5 things I`m thinking about when I`m driving.
  12. Homes are 750 square feet larger today than they were 30 years ago. Unfortunately, so are most Americans.
  13. Born free. Now, I’m expensive.
  14. Illiterate? Well then sign up today for free online reading classes!




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