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1. You cant ask "What do you mean by that?" without sounding pissed off
   
2. Doctor told me I only have 6 months to live, maybe 12 if I get enough likes on Facebook.
   
3. My life is like Monopoly: sometimes I`m the race car, sometimes I`m the iron. But usually I`m a peanut because I`ve lost all the game pieces.
   
4. I don`t always agree with everything I say. :)
   
5. Because of tanning beds, 1000 years from now archaeologists will think we used to fry people as punishment.
   
6. But what if bygones want to be something else? ;)
   
7. Relationship Status: ( ) Single ( ) In a Relationship ( ) Married ( ) Engaged ( ) Divorced (X) Waiting for a miracle
   
8. Alcohol-The best night time: slurring, headache, dehydration, drink spilling, charm killing, so you think you can dance medicine.
   
9. Is it just me, or is Fantasy Football basically Dungeons & Dragons for jocks?
   
10. If you aren`t sure if you like someone, here`s a test: imagine they`re dead. Now, was it an accident or did you murder them?
    
11. Are you supposed to get an email that says “HAHAHAHAHA” after signing up for Match.com?
    
12. love
    
13. I always wanted to buy a Parrot and teach it to say, "Help, they`ve turned me into a parrot!"
    
14. I just wanna find a girl who loves me for my money. That way I wouldn`t feel bad for loving her for her body.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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