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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. The women at this gym act like nobody’s ever tried taking their measurements before.
  2. something about today makes me want to be hungover tomorrow
  3. Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge.
  4. I`m not really much of a plumber, but I have laid some pipe before.
  5. I don`t care if it`s a kidnapping/murder; if you tell me a monkey will be involved, I`m 97% more likely to participate.
  6. These ‘energy saving’ light-bulbs are bullsh!t. They take just as much effort to screw in as the ordinary ones.
  7. Some mornings it`s best just to fill the sink with coffee, dunk you head in, and suck.
  8. You know it`s time to get a girlfriend when you masturbate in different positions
  9. Putting a light in the refrigerator is God`s way of telling us that it`s okay to eat before going to bed.
  10. I don`t like it here anymore. As soon as I find my pants, I`m leaving!
  11. My entire existence is just me sitting around waiting to get hungry again.
  12. The older I get the earlier it gets late.
  13. I just "borrowed" my neighbors nissan frontier, they make that trick look easier on the commercial
  14. Disneyland. The world’s biggest people trap, built by a mouse.




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