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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. I don’t go to bars for the same reason I don’t grocery shop when I’m hungry. I always come home with things I didn’t need.
  2. I’m not a marketing expert. But if I was selling milk, the cartons would be boob shaped.
  3. Thought for the day: Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and that is where sh!tty ideas come from!
  4. I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th, because I know how to reduce fractions unlik the rest of you morons.
  5. Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk while it´s still snowing
  6. I`m pretty sure by now “lazy” is just part of my personality description.
  7. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I`m totally flexible
  8. 11th Commandment: Thou shall not gossip about other people’s lives when you are not doing any better yourself.
  9. No matter which path you choose, there will always be some asshole in front of you trying to make a left.
  10. How does one get suspended with full pay and benefits? Asking for a friend who is actually me.
  11. I live like I type, fast and with lots of mistakes!
  12. I`d like to share my innermost thoughts and feelings with all of you, but I`m afraid they`ll be used against me in a court of law someday.
  13. I think the saying "every man for himself" was made up by women tired of making sandwiches
  14. I can`t wait til the Presidential race ends so we can stop hating people for their politics and go back to hating people because they`re jerks




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