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1. When I was a kid they didn`t call it "Behavioral Disorders", They called it "Being a little brat".
   
2. Well today I turned 26, not because I wanted to, but only because Facebook limits how many times you can actually change your birth year !
   
3. Your eyes are so beautiful. If you look deep enough i can see my own reflection...
   
4. Parents: Where are you going at this time of the night all dressed up like a slut? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
   
5. I can buy my own sugar. What I need is an insurance daddy.
   
6. I bet you 20 dollas I`m broke
   
7. This by far is your most f*ck up idea ever ... I`ll be there in 10 minutes.
   
8. If someone tells you “it’s better than sex” they’re not doing the sex right.
   
9. I read somewhere that we only use 10% of our brains. I wonder what the other half is for?
   
10. I don’t have a bad handwriting, I have my own font.
    
11. Facebook keeps telling me people are following me. But, every time I look behide me there`s nobody there? Why does facebook keep lying to me?
    
12. After a year in therapy my psychiatrist said to me " maybe life isn`t for everyone"
    
13. The one thing you can always count on is your fingers.
    
14. It`s like my pastor always says, "Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"
    
    
    
    
    
    

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