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1. First fart at my new job.
   
2. See, this is why I never like too wake up, it means doing things.
   
3. “Have you tried just drinking ALOT of vodka?”- me as a therapist
   
4. I would like to give thanks to the brave men and women who died a long time ago tasting which plants were edible and which plants were not.
   
5. Life would be so much better if throughout the day we encountered randomly placed Piñatas
   
6. stupidity is a privelege entitled to everyone but you my dear are abusing this right
   
7. Why is it called a "personal trainer", instead of an "exercist"?
   
8. Still waiting for a criminal on Law and Order to say,,, "Hey,, Aren`t you Ice-T?"
   
9. If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night the rice will attract Asians who will fix your phone for you.
   
10. Marriage is a wonderful institution... but who wants to live in an institution?
    
11. If I ever post something on Social media sites that`s not funny or clever, That just means someone hacked my account, Just Saying!
    
12. I want to meet the guy whose complaint led to cashiers asking me if it`s okay if they put the receipt in my bag.
    
13. I think my TV remote has developed some sort of Romulan cloaking technology.
    
14. Of all the advice given to me over the years, “There really is no bad time for a beer” has proved to be the most helpful.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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