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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. I’m beginning to believe that successful relationships come down to Netflix compatibility.
  2. When I go into a bar I shout out "YOU CHEATING WHORE!!!!" Whoever turns around is who I`m buying drinks for.
  3. My girlfriend wanted me to show her a good time, so I showed her pictures of me before we met.
  4. Me: Mom…Dad. I’ve decided to live on my own from now on. Parents: Ok, cool. Me: Your luggage is outside.
  5. If Coca-Cola REALLY cared about the obesity problem they`d put cocaine back in their recipe.
  6. Every time a clerk asks "Did you find everything you need?" I always answer "No, I couldn`t find a hug"
  7. Hey Gotham City criminals, why isn’t the first thing on your to-do list “Unplug the Bat Signal”?
  8. I’m simply on reserve for the one who deserves
  9. Why isn`t there a roomba that cuts grass? Probably some stupid law about sending a blade wielding robot out into the neighborhood.
  10. It`s hard to look like a bad-ass when you`re slurping on a strawberry smoothie.
  11. I was chasing my dreams, but I tripped over reality and busted my head on the truth.
  12. "Hello 911?" "Someone just stole my status on Facebook... yes, I`ll hold."
  13. Beach people are fickle. One minute you`re the loser with a bucket of cold fries and the next they`re terrified of the Lord of Seagulls.
  14. This morning I surveyed 100 women and asked them what shampoo they used when showering. 98 of them said, "How did you get in here?"




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