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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. Hooters should start a home delivery service and call it Knockers.
  2. Did you ever notice that the doctor’s bill is always a lot more readable than the doctor’s prescription?
  3. Sometimes all you need, is 500 million dollars.
  4. On the subject of sex, my parents told me `the man goes on top, and the woman underneath.` No wonder I got divorced. For 3 years my ex-wife and I slept in bunk beds.
  5. My life is just one long improvisation.
  6. Behind every great women is a man checking out her a$$
  7. If I pat you on the back, there`s a 99% chance that I`m only using you as a napkin
  8. A woman that doesn`t ask for nothing deserves everything
  9. I have no interest in skydiving. I get enough of an adrenaline rush hoping my debit card goes through.
  10. Cats don`t come with instructions, so how is anyone supposed to know you can`t put them in the washing machine.
  11. Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like.
  12. my girlfriend does that cute thing, where she doesnt exist.
  13. Horse racing is like NASCAR only slower and with poop.
  14. I wonder if Superman ever put glasses on Lois Lane`s dog & she was like, "I`ve never seen this dog before. Is this a new dog?"




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