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1. Olympic Mens Ice Hockey USA vs Canada. Loser keeps Justin Bieber.
   
2. Me putting up with you is your Christmas present.
   
3. My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full.
   
4. I can’t wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
   
5. Why isn`t there a reality show called "Security Cams of Walmart?"
   
6. I’m not shy, I’m holding back my awesomeness, so I don’t intimidate you..
   
7. I`ve always pictured myself taking selfies.
   
8. Some people should calm down, take a deep breath and then hold it for 20 minutes.
   
9. What does envelope 1 of 3 on my credit card bill mean?
   
10. A recent report shows that people who smoke weed get into 85% fewer car crashes than drunk people. Obviously. It`s a lot easier to see what`s coming when you`re only driving at eleven miles an hour.
    
11. If you can´t convince them, confuse them.
    
12. Odd how all the `intelligent life finding instruments` are pointed away from earth.
    
13. She lost me at, "I don`t watch football."
    
14. Halloween really is the perfect time to get rid of all those TacoBell hot sauce packets.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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