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1. Yes, your opinion matters ... But not to me.
   
2. My minivan is always rocking, but it`s usually because I`m trying to smack one of the kids in the backseat while I drive.
   
3. I`m an adult. I can eat a cupcake for breakfast & call it a muffin if I want
   
4. I see your arguement contains a lot of swear words, you must really know what you`re talking about
   
5. Chaos, panic, & disorder – my work here is done.
   
6. Sorry just got your text. Do you still need to go to the hospital?
   
7. Wouldn`t it be awesome if MTV had a show called "16 and Applying to Colleges"
   
8. The worst job to have right about now would be that of a realtor in Ferguson.
   
9. She said she was stripping to feed her kids but then got pissed when I started throwing canned goods at her
   
10. I am the head of this household, and I have my wife`s permission to say so.
    
11. My daughter asked me why I carry a gun inside the house. I told her I was scared of the CIA. She laughed. I laughed. Amazon Echo laughed.
    
12. Just assume that we aren’t close enough for you to send me a game invites on Facebook.
    
13. When I`m cleaning my room, 1% cleaning 29% moaning 70% playing with stuff I just found.
    
14. The police want to interview me. Strange, I didn`t even apply for a job.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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