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Friday March 07, 2025


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  1. The Wizard of Oz is really just a cautionary tale about the lengths a woman will go to for the right shoes.
  2. Once and for all, I agree to ALL "the terms and conditions" that have or will ever exist!
  3. When riding in an elevator, be sure to push all the buttons. Your fellow riders will appreciate the fact that you thought of everyone.
  4. Is beer cheaper off the kids menu
  5. More tattoo artists really just need to say "No, I`m not doing that."
  6. Not to brag, but I don’t need to smoke pot to get the munchies.
  7. I like to walk around the house naked. Until the cops chase me back inside.
  8. Facebook- to help future generations discover if there`s ever been any mental illness in the family.
  9. I got caught peeing in the swimming pool today... The lifeguard shouted so loud I almost fell in.
  10. Marriage is supposed to be permanent. It`s like a tattoo that yells at you.
  11. When people tell me “You’re gonna regret that in the morning” I sleep in til noon, because I’m a problem solver.
  12. Google maps should have a “Scenic!” route option for when we’re not in a hurry and just want to enjoy the ride.
  13. Pro tip: “Hold my drink” is not a proper response to “License and registration, please.” … apparently.
  14. Elevators are so stupid. They have a button for the floor I`m already on.




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