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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. McDonald’s steps 1) Get really excited about it 2) Eat it 3) Regret eating it 4) Wish you were dead 5) Repeat in a few months
  2. Everybody stop what you`re doing and play with crayons!! Enjoy the day
  3. This bulk box of peanuts I got from Costco tastes like styrofoam.
  4. Scientist say that universe is made up of Electrons, Protons and Neutrons...They forgot to mention MORONS...
  5. It is literally impossible to prove that Harry Potter wasn`t just in his parents basement on acid the whole time
  6. The only thing worse than "the one who got away" is "the one who won`t go away."
  7. Do you ever just sit there and think “why am I not rich”?
  8. Ever talk to someone so stupid you can hear them misspelling words?
  9. Politicians are people who have too little an amount of morals and ethics to remain lawyers.
  10. Doc: ``Hows your headache ?`` Me: ``She`s at home``
  11. You mellennials and your obsession with public healthcare, back in my day we just died!
  12. I love how my calendar assumes when I add a 8:00 event, it`s AM. Google thinks I`ve got my life together.
  13. is it too late to wrap myself up like a baby and drop myself off on a billionaire’s doorstep
  14. Here`s where I draw the line: ___________________________.




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