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1. I`m a spontaneous procrastinator
   
2. My Therapist told me not to drink while I`m on my Meds but little does she know...I`ve been off my Meds for almost a week now!
   
3. Cop: This is a ticket for drunk and disorderly behavior. Me: Can I have another? I`d love to bring a guest.
   
4. Home is where the pants aren`t.
   
5. Last night we were in bed and I asked my wife "What would you like to do to my body more than anything else?" She said "Identify it."
   
6. Nothing shall separate me from the love of beer...
   
7. Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? That thing hurts!
   
8. When you buy Halloween candy to hand out as an adult, it`s like you are paying for all the free candy you got when you were a kid.
   
9. The average power nap is 20 minutes. This works out well because I can fit 3 of them evenly into one hour.
   
10. My friend told me he`s going to have a sex change. Apparently, he just wants to eat, drink, and be Mary.
    
11. Some guy waved to me and then walked up and said, “Sorry, I thought you were someone else.” .... I said, “I am.”
    
12. Thanks for the free weekend offer E-Harmony but my wife said I can`t use it.
    
13. Happy 15th birthday google, 3 more years and you will be able to search for adult sites legally
    
14. I don`t like morning people ... Or mornings ... Or people.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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