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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. I don’t have a problem with caffeine.I have a problem without caffeine.
  2. Seems like everyone is either trying to pretend they have the life they want, or escape the life they have.
  3. Sometimes it’s the little victories, like depositing a dollar to avoid overdraw fees that make me feel like a responsible adult.
  4. Dear alcohol we had a deal where you were supposed to make me cool, sexy, charming and a great dancer........I seen a video......we need to talk.
  5. With the rise of self-driving vehicles, eventually there will be a country song about how your truck left you too.
  6. Hello is this HP? I’d like to make a return. I ordered a Laser Jet and you sent me a printer.
  7. Just changed my wireless network name in my apartment to "I can hear you having sex through the ceiling and it sounds mediocre."
  8. You`re not living life right if you don`t get just a little bit nervous every time you hear a police siren.
  9. Unless your kid`s fundraiser is selling booze, I want no part of it.
  10. wife: It`s ruining date night me: It`s ruining date night because you`re letting it ruin date night hitchhiker: Just drop me off on the corner
  11. Every time I`m about to win an argument with my wife, someone wakes me up...
  12. Jingle all the way. Nobody likes a half-assed jingler.
  13. Relationship status: Just got screamed at for peeling the carrots wrong.
  14. I have an inferiority complex,,,,,, but it isn`t a very good one.




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