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1. Ask your doctor if walking blindly into traffic is right for you
   
2. I like the part of the day when food happens.
   
3. My mother was feeling cold so now I`m wearing a sweater.
   
4. I don’t understand the point of lap-dancing clubs. If I wanted a woman to take all my money and sexually frustrate me, I’d stay at home with the wife.
   
5. The only thing creepier than seeing a guy in a Speedo is seeing a guy in a Speedo staring back at you
   
6. Well it`s about time I get in line for that Star Wars movie
   
7. This earthquake was the first time that I`ve ever said, "it was 4.7, but felt bigger."
   
8. I burn bridges to keep those crazy bastards from following me.
   
9. Did Humpty Dumpty sue them motherf*ckers for making that wall so high?
   
10. If ignorance is bliss then there`s a crap load of people in paradise
    
11. I bet people who like their own statuses wink at themselves in the mirror too.
    
12. Some of you need to be driven out to the country and released back into the wild
    
13. I’m not implying you’re stupid. I’m saying it outright. Here, I wrote it in crayon to help you understand.
    
14. I have nothing to update. I`m just making it look like I`m doing something at a party so people won`t talk to me.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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