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1. Best thing about being single… -no drama -no fighting -no crying -no feelings -no confusion -no worries -no PROBLEMS!
   
2. I wish I lived in a glass house, those people seem to have a lot of fun...
   
3. Hey NSA, we all know you`re there now. So click the approve on my Candy Crush ticket request.
   
4. I pretend I’m taking an important call and use big words when old people walk by so they’ll think the future is in good hands.
   
5. I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my doctor calls them, symptoms.
   
6. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don`t give a damn!
   
7. Of all the martial arts, Karaoke inflicts the most pain.
   
8. To the woman with six screaming kids in Walmart, if you wonder how those condoms got in your cart, you’re welcome.
   
9. More people would call the Gambling Addicts Helpline if they made every 5th caller a winner.
   
10. Well, all I have to say is TGIF. (Post this on any day but Friday to get comments)
    
11. When I first went on the pill, I put on some weight. Which proved to be a very effective contraceptive.
    
12. I`m uncomfortable sharing my feelings with you but completely comfortable standing next to a complete stranger while urinating. - Guys.
    
13. I don’t understand why drunk me always seems to have more money than sober me.
    
14. Adulthood is basically sadness and paying bills.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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