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1. Some call it alcoholism, I call it "keeping my emotions hydrated"
   
2. Turkish ruler Erdogan was at the White House this week. Sources say he arrived very early so he could beat the crowd.
   
3. I wish I would of asked if she believed in sex after marriage
   
4. I didn`t text you. Vodka texted you.
   
5. Rappers seem to have an unhealthy interest in female dogs, don`t they?
   
6. Its all sh!ts and giggles until someone giggles and sh!ts
   
7. I really need a day inbetween Saturday an Sunday
   
8. Momma didn`t raise no fool. I did this all on my own.
   
9. "Dora" only rhymes with "Explorer" if you`re from Long Island, New York
   
10. Don`t get me wrong, Chinese food is amazing. But I`ll be damned if they expect me to believe that a chicken fried this rice.
    
11. Let`s drink till this day makes some sort of sense.
    
12. Let`s be honest... Gay Divorce Court would be the best thing to happen to daytime TV in the history of ever.
    
13. Buy all your socks in one color - problem of the missing sock solved!
    
14. Sometimes people don`t notice or appreciate the things we do for them, until we stop doing it. Then they are like, “Why don’t you stalk me anymore”
    
    
    
    
    
    

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