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Monday January 13, 2025


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  1. Those of you who say “I’ll sleep when I’m dead” don’t really get how the whole “dead” thing works, do you?
  2. What if pay-phones are disappearing so they can keep us in the matrix?
  3. I hate girls who insert the phrase "my boyfriend" into every conversation. So does my boyfriend.
  4. #Redskins QB Robert Griffin III back after surgery to reconstruct the ACL and repair the LCL in his right knee. He`s now RG 3.2
  5. I used to wake up feeling like a million bucks. Now I wake up feeling like a bounced check.
  6. Dating should be like buying a car... You should get to talk to the previous owners! SHOW ME THE MANFAX
  7. Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they look.
  8. The secret to success is sincerity. Once you can fake it then you`ve got it made!
  9. For all we know, half the birds are telling the other birds to shut up.
  10. Why did the mushroom go to the party because he was the fungi
  11. Can you imagine being cryogenically frozen and waking up 100 years later? Your hairstyle would be so outdated, how embarrassing.
  12. Actually, when I went to New Orleans, I blacked out too.
  13. I started drinking a little early. Yesterday, to be more precise.
  14. My ex-wifes facebook status said "I`m depressed and on the edge"... So I poked her!




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