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1. Men like football because the priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man’s life…. Scoring and Ball Security.
   
2. A psychiatrist is just a friend you pay to listen to your problems because your other friends are tired of hearing about them.
   
3. Ok honey don’t freak out, but someone broke into the house, ate all the ice cream, smashed that picture of your mother, and didn’t do the dishes.
   
4. What do you mean I didn’t win, I ate more wet t-shirts than anyone else.
   
5. Oh you`re in the shower? Here`s the seven worst songs from your playlist. - shuffle mode
   
6. Do you ever order a club sandwich just to feel like you`re a part of something?
   
7. Messing up a guy’s hair = cute. Messing up a girl’s hair = putting your life on the line.
   
8. It`s so cold out I`ve turned 50 Shades Of Blue!
   
9. My New Years Resolution is to be more positive and less sarcastic...I wonder how long this bull$hit fantasy will last.
   
10. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
    
11. There`s no room in my life for B.S. ... Unless it`s burritos oand salsa
    
12. And the day after Christmas has revealed that the holiday is just an elaborate ruse to get you home to fix your parents computer problems.
    
13. If your online dating profile says "I don`t have sex on the first date" then that`s why you`re on a dating website.
    
14. How many Weight Watcher points are in an entire bottle of wine?
    
    
    
    
    
    

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