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Tuesday January 14, 2025


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  1. Hello 911? Do you think i`m pretty?
  2. The realization you`ve spoken too loudly when you exclaimed: " My Salad had NUTS!"
  3. I fold my laundry just like everyone else. About 3 weeks after the dryer buzzes.
  4. I try to find the good in every situation. Wait. That was a typo. I meant “food.” I try to find the food in every situation.
  5. Every time you have McDonald’s as a kid, it’s a victory. Every time you have it as an adult, it’s a defeat.
  6. I have officially bought the first batch of Halloween candies that will not make it to Halloween.
  7. Be wary of someone who calls all their exes crazy. They`re probably the reason.
  8. I hate that part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.
  9. I hope that man who was walking in memphis found out the way he really felt
  10. Why did the mushroom go to the party because he was the fungi
  11. You posted a drunk selfie last night at 2:04 AM and then deleted it five minutes later. But I took a screenshot. Let`s negotiate.
  12. I own a shop selling `CLOSED` signs. We haven`t had a single customer today.
  13. Facebook - the place where you can whine and get likes for it...
  14. Why would a married man buy a hearing aid?




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