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1. Violently swerving your car will not throw a spider off the window. Doesn`t work like it does with humans. Just in case you need to know.
   
2. that moment when autocorrect decides to ruin you and makes a text incredibly awkward.
   
3. I just watched a puppy do something really cute. It was like a real life YouTube video.
   
4. Here`s $30. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
   
5. For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
   
6. If I had a cooking show, it would be called “Do You Smell Something Burning?”
   
7. Chocolate comes from Cocoa, which is a tree. That makes cocoa a plant….chocolate is a salad.
   
8. Dude, next time you wanna wave at me, please use more than one finger.
   
9. I think you know you’ve got a problem when every letter of the alphabet triggers a porn bonanza in your address bar.
   
10. People are way less judgmental when you say you had an "avocado salad" instead of saying you ate a bowl of guacamole.
    
11. Being normal is boring.
    
12. I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they`re going to be talking.
    
13. The only toys I was allowed to play with in the tub were the dirty dishes.
    
14. I need a bank to do two things for me: give me a loan and leave me alone
    
    
    
    
    
    

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