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Tuesday January 14, 2025


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  1. is about to stick a pin in your voodoo doll... brace yourself.
  2. I try to explain to my kids during the movie that in reality, even a cowardly lion would eat a girl and a little dog.
  3. Saw some idiot put a water bottle where the Pringles go on the treadmill.
  4. Today I found a penny. It reminded me of you. Worthless & found in everybody`s pants.
  5. People say that marriage is a job...marriage is not a job, its a hobbie!! Dating while you`re married...that`s a job!!
  6. My life has a great cast, but I can’t figure out the plot.
  7. I dreamt I was you..I hated myself. Luckily I woke up..woah that was close.
  8. I hate that part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.
  9. Just realized all books are different combinations of the same 26 letters. This is BS!
  10. If you can´t read this, you´re illiterate.
  11. There’s a reason why “sober” and “so bored” sound almost exactly the same.
  12. When I see a girl with too much makeup, I just want to use my finger to write "Wash Me" on her face.
  13. If you recieve something that says,”Send it to all your friends” , then please don`t consider me as your friend.
  14. With all the new car technology you would think someone could invent a side mirror that could show where an object actually appears.




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