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1. Easy baked macaroni and cheese recipe: Boil macaroni in water.... follow the rest of the instructions on box. TADA!
   
2. If only life was as easy as getting fat.
   
3. I’ve been a sucker for boobies since the day I was born.
   
4. PESSIMIST: Dark tunnel. OPTIMIST: Light at the end of the tunnel. REALIST: A train. TRAIN OPERATOR: 3 idiots standing on the tracks.
   
5. There is no such thing as a dirty mind. Just a sense of humor with adult content.
   
6. I need a Shazam app for people I`m supposed to recognize but can`t remember
   
7. Whether you`re a woman or a straight man, taking a bra off is likely to be one of the high points of your day.
   
8. I finally found a machine at the gym I like: the vending machine!
   
9. I know she`s talking about rain but I don`t like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches
   
10. Im not fat I´m just easier to see
    
11. I always find the "easy-open tab" right after I finally manage to tear the package open with my teeth.
    
12. Dear women at Walmart with 6 screaming kids: if your wondering how that box of condoms got in your cart.... Your welcome!
    
13. 12 year olds having sex ? Im sorry when i was 12 i was to afraid to pull my foreskin back incase my d*ck fell out.
    
14. If you love something,, let it go..... That`s EXACTLY what I`ve done with my body....
    
    
    
    
    
    

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