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1. A fun way to get exercise is grab a chainsaw and chase a hiker.
   
2. Not sure if this Adderall is working but I just made a pros and cons list about pros and cons lists.
   
3. Light travels faster than sound.. That is why some people appear bright until they speak.
   
4. If you play any Taylor Swift song backwards you`ll hear messages from the devil, however even worse........... if you play it forwards, you`ll hear Taylor Swift
   
5. I will always love you, even if I have to from no closer than 300 feet.
   
6. As a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called “Identity Theft”.
   
7. This "doing nothing" is hard work, how am I supposed to know when I`m done?
   
8. Government shutdown day 8: Electricity still works. Water is still running. No cool gangs to join yet. Worst apocalypse ever.
   
9. Facebook is great! It reminds me to go to the gym and take my birth control so I don`t end up like everyone I went to high school with.
   
10. I may hate waiting. But I love procastinating.
    
11. I`m 0-9 on finding secret rooms behind bookcases.
    
12. Shouldn’t the Air and Space museum be empty?
    
13. Miley Cyrus is not unique. I have been having full body spasms and licking random objects for decades.
    
14. Sharks aren’t so bad. If some stranger entered my house wearing only a Speedo, I would probably attack him too.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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