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1. My resume is really just a list of all the things I never want to do again.
   
2. You guys make Facebook worth it! Just kidding, we are all wasting our lives.
   
3. Sh!t`s spiraling out of control and I`m all like "wheeeee."
   
4. When I arrive at work, how long can I spend screaming in my car before it becomes weird?
   
5. If you`re going to be stupid, don`t do it on Facebook.
   
6. I am losing Facebook friends at an alarming rate. Whatever it is that I said, is working like a charm.
   
7. I made a salad with red wine vinaigrette only I left out the vinegar and the oil and ok it`s just lettuce with wine all over it. Anyhoo, I`m drunk.
   
8. Abaaabbbbaaabbbaabbbaabb..... Long time no ` C ` ; P
   
9. Somebody told me I`m horrible with names.
   
10. Sometimes I can’t remember what parking lot I left my car in at the mall so I get it Malaysia Airlines…I totally get it.
    
11. Picture a scavenger hunt where the only items on the list are "your house keys" and "your house." Well, son, that`s what drinking is like.
    
12. Sometimes you just have to logout...
    
13. Do you guys remember 10 years ago, when all the people with gluten allergies were dying in the streets like diseased cattle?
    
14. My wife asks me to remind her about stuff. That way if she forgets something, it`s my fault.
    
    
    
    
    
    

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